One of our members (sorry can't add link, as it's behind our paywall) commented thusly in a post on how conservative parents teach their children. This is a real hoot! What does Cat say?: "Meow, Meow" What does Dog say?: "Bark, Bark" What does Liberal say? "It's Not Fair!", "It's Not Fair!"
Mr. James Taranto discusses the lies of the Left Here: