The 2021 Models are Here! And just in time for Christmas! Come to Stad’s Sex Robot Emporium and check out the new models: 1) You won’t have to spend much wampum for Chief Spread Eagle. The Kamala Harris model comes with an autographed picture of Willie Brown, and a signed copy of his new book, …
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How things have changed: Pumpkin carving then, and now.
Last night, we watched "It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown", a movie made in the 1960s. Linus insists that the Great Pumpkin will arise out of the pumpkin patch and bring toys to all good kids. While he and Sally are waiting around in the pumpkin patch, the other kids are having a fun Halloween …
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Retirement: Things I will NOT miss about my job.
I have been retired for about three weeks now. The first almost two weeks were spent on vacation, so they almost don't count. Here is a list of the many things I will not miss about my last job (I was there for 12 years). Punching a time-clock. After much of a career as a …
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Lens-Artists Challenge #108 Sanctuary
A sanctuary is someplace you want to be. It's often a quiet place, or a less-quiet place with no one else around. It's a place to retreat to, when you have had your fill of the honking horns, boomy bass coming from someone's hot-rod, or just backups in traffic. Not far from my home is …
Shall we try “canceling” the California teen…
...who tried, in a Twitter post (sorry, I will not link to anything on Twitter), to humiliate Trader Joe's Grocery into changing all their generic/ethnic product names? She did her best to bring down the wrath of the "Twitter Mob" on the grocery chain, who names some of its products after the countries in which …
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Butt Out
Mayor Pete has ended his campaign for the DemocRat presidential nomination. Since the beginning, I have thought of him as "Mayor Butt". I figure that many voters just aren't ready for a homosexual president (count me in that number). What a waste of cuteness! BTW, he was a pretty poor mayor of South Bend, Indiana, …
Thought Experiment
What would happen if, with my magic wand (pine wood with unicorn hair, rigid flexibility), I caused the hair color of every woman in this picture to revert to its natural color? Nancy Pelosi, Dianne Feinstein, Patty Murray, Kamala Harris... Wouldn't it be just sweet to see every woman with her natural color, just like …
2020 Year of the Rat (and the optometrist?)
In the Chinese Zodiac, 2020 is a Rat year. Now, most people don't have very nice associations with the Rat, since they bring to mind ideas like Bubonic Plague, Lab Rat, filth, vermin, rat traps, and "dirty rat". Rats are normally viewed as pests, and most of us would scream and run away if we …
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Happy Birthday, Harry Potter
And a big Thank You to JK Rowling for writing the novels that captivated me, an old lady. After seeing the first movie in 2001, I was totally hooked on Potter and his world of witches, wizards, spells, and potions. I was thoroughly entranced by the movie, and I thought the casting of the main …
Random thoughts on Saturday
School dreams. We all have them. There are numerous variations on the situation where you find yourself in class, and it's test day and you haven't reviewed any of the course material. The textbook is a fat volume of stories and you haven't opened it all semester. And you're naked. I have been having an …
