How can I make it more clear: FEED ME RIGHT MEOW 😾 pic.twitter.com/1RDIJNi6Ie

— Simon's Cat 🐾 (@SimonsCat) August 11, 2025

🚨BREAKING: Man Accused of Throwing Sandwich at CBP Agent in DC Faces Federal Assault Charges

Sean Charles Dunn, who used a Subway sandwich as a weapon to attack a federal officer deployed by President Trump on the streets of DC earlier this week, has been charged with felony… pic.twitter.com/Xj2YugOCFo

— I Meme Therefore I Am 🇺🇸 (@ImMeme0) August 13, 2025

He worked for the DOJ 😆 Assault with a deli weapon 💀 🙃 the man who threw the Subway sandwich was a Federal employee 🤦‍♀️ pic.twitter.com/mAQ8cXVGJP

— Larry Conger 🇺🇸 (@eMTBrides) August 15, 2025

We need to start talking about common sense sandwich control. After this latest tragedy where a deranged individual assaulted a federal agent with a deadly Subway footlong, it's clear our streets are overrun with these weapons of mayo destruction.

Nobody needs to own a… https://t.co/tVRT9K9eB3

— Sam Smith – Army Ranger Vet (@beachbattranger) August 14, 2025

Subway got those foot long, fully automatic assault sandwiches. With vinegar. pic.twitter.com/gXIJafgBGf

— KylesDankLibertyMemeStash (@Kyle_C137) August 14, 2025

A new kind of warfare has been invented in DC using foot long Subway sub sandwiches. When asked Subway said they have moved out of the the sandwich business and into the more lucrative niche of military weaponry. pic.twitter.com/k6gJoENYIt

— AllinghamDean (@AllinghamDean) August 14, 2025