Guest Author: Hillbilly on Religious Tolerance and Mosques in Your Neighborhood

My X friend who posts as Hillbilly, writes this absolutely hilarious post, on how to respect your new Muslim mosque neighbor.

I support a mosque being built anywhere in the US. I think it should be the goal of every American to be tolerant regardless of their religious beliefs.
To promote tolerance, I would also propose that two nightclubs be opened next door to the mosque. We could call one of the clubs, which would be gay, The Turban Cowboy and the other, a topless bar, would be called You Mecca Me Hot.
Next door should be a butcher shop that specializes in pork and across the street, an open-pit barbecue pork restaurant, called Iraq of Ribs.
We could also have a lingerie store called Victoria Keeps Nothing Secret and a liquor store called Mohammered.
All of this would encourage Muslims to demonstrate the tolerance they demand of us.
Yes we should promote tolerance, and you can do your part by passing this on. 😎 I did my part 😉or we can just send them back to where ever they came from…..

One of the commenters on the above post, supplied this perfect graphic for the new neighborhood.

And from another commenter, how about this new business in the neighborhood?

It looks like this new neighborhood will be DYNAMITE!! Especially since it will also contain a dog park across the street!

Finally, this image has another bunch of just perfect Muslim hilarity. Ever thought of a Muslim tribute band of women in burqas?

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