Guest Author: Cynical Publius on the courses he would teach at Johns Hopkins if they hire him for “ideological diversity”

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It appears that Johns Hopkins University is making an effort to leaven the 100% Leftist slant of its faculty with some “conservative” additions (scare quotes mine, since this has been tried elsewhere and not succeeded). His list of courses is hilarious, and right on target. And, of course, there’s a ZERO chance the university would ever hire him, since it is well-known that all big universities would melt into a blob of pudding if they were to actually allow real conservatives on campus. Leftists can never allow contrary opinions to mar their perfection.

Johns Hopkins should definitely hire me. I’ve already got a big chunk of their course catalog ready to go:

“Democrats and Slavery, 1824 to 2026”

“Transgenderism Exists to Deny Objective Truth: A Survey of Modern Critical Theory”

“Poverty, Pestilence, Plague and the Path to Genocide: Socialist Movements of the Late 20th and Early 21st Centuries”

“Apolitical Principles of Science”

“Fascism and Communism are Pretty Much the Same Thing: The Democrat Experience”

“Lessons Learned from the Failed Coup d’etat of 2016”

“Stop Your Whining, Your Standard of Living Exceeds All of Humanity in Prior History: A Historical Survey”

“Richard Nixon: A Profile in Courage”

“Conspiracy Theories That Were True: The Last 20 Years of American Governance”

“Lawfare 101: How To Destroy Your Opponent Through Unjust Application of Law, the Democrat Experience”

“DEI and the Constitution: A Study in Racist Subterfuge”

SEMINAR: “Ragebait Nutbags on Social Media: Crafting a Cure”

I’ve got more.

DM if interested.

Five conditions:

  1. I get to work fully remotely.
  2. Total academic freedom.
  3. Nobody can ever call me “Professor” or describe me as being part of “the academy.”
  4. Unlimited stocks of Mexican Coke delivered to my house.
  5. I get to hold a seat called “The Donald Trump Chair for Rush Limbaugh Studies.”

Deal?

Credit to AAE for the original post that inspired Cynical Publius.

Are there any courses you would add to his list? I have one that I would add.

The News Media and the Deep State: How the legacy media misled the public, talked around all the issues, and convinced half of America that President Donald Trump is a Fascist Dictator and is destroying the country.

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